Bubba had a dreadful slice and one day his ball flew off the tee and onto the highway which skirted the course.  The ball smashed the windshield of a car and the driver swerved into the path of an 18 wheeler which skidded and overturned.  Several more vehicle piled into the wreckage which burst into flames killing 17 people. 

Bubba was distraught and collapsed in tears under a nearby tree where a squirrel asked him why he was weeping.  Bubba explained about the consequences of his sliced shot and asked, "What can I do???"  

The squirrel took out a club and replied, "Well, if you grip the club like this you'll never slice again." 

Back at the Clubhouse, Bubba told the Head Pro about his encounter with the squirrel.   

The Pro asked, "Was this the squirrel with a kink in it's tail?"  

Bubba replied, "Yes, how did you know?"  

"Ah," said the Pro, "That squirrel don't know a damn thing about golf - he just likes to see crashes on the Interstate."